My fucking ovaries have exploded. Yeah, I know, kids are gross. They throw food in restaurants and then poop in diapers and they whine about having to pee when you’re trying to drink your 10 dollar martini. I get it, but man if I don’t like the good ones, the funny ones, the ones with parents who think of things like this.
Though I don’t know how I feel about dressing my child up as a milk-plus drinking rapist or a mass murdering psychopath wearing clown makeup but I guess what kids don’t know won’t hurt them..
(Source: luaarodrigues)
